Custody of the Eyes? No, the Army Needs Custody of the Brain

Certain fake soldiers in the U.S. Army believe that you might be able to ogle the breasts of female soldiers because the insignia (rank) was placed on the sternum of the uniform.

There’s just one problem. Military BDU’s are about the equivalent of a burlap sack in terms of what they reveal. How in the blazes can you ogle breasts through something like that?

Man, this is stupid. Just make the girl soldiers wear burkas or Amish costumes. Who freakin’ cares anyway? What a dumb country we have.

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